what a funny way to ask people to stop complaining over facebook?

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Question by Rachel S: what a funny way to ask people to stop complaining over facebook?
theres this girl who is constantly complaining about her bloody noses and dihereeah over her statuses and i am sick of it. i know alot of other people are too. i want to be funny and light about it not rude, because its gross. this will be a status that i am posting.

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Answer by Barabas
Post your own. It’ll be a way of giving her a dose of her own medicine.

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What animals are the biggest threats to people here, according to my geographical location?

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Question by Mr. Goofy Squarehead: What animals are the biggest threats to people here, according to my geographical location?
I live in South Carolina, in the region where old swampland meets new man-made lakes. This region is known as the Pee Dee to the northeast, and the Midlands and Sand Hills to the immediate west. We are famous today for our fishing, golfing, and recreational activity. What animal or animals are the biggest threats to people where I live. 10 pts to the closest or most precise answer. Details will help your chances.

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Answer by Paula
Probably the mosquito.
Mosquitoes are carriers of various diseases, that tend to have outbreaks at certain times of the year.

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Where can I find people to donate pet food to the Humane Society that I work for?

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Question by Mandy: Where can I find people to donate pet food to the Humane Society that I work for?
We are in great need of all sorts of donations all around! We especially need donations of pet food for cats and dogs. Ive been working there a month and with the economy being so bad we are getting more animals than we adopt on average. Are there any petfood or other companies that would be willing to help out our shelter to keep these animals feed and off of the streets? Most of our income is donations and the economy has decreased the number of donations that we are recieving.

any suggestions?

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Answer by tarochka
Maybe on Facebook. Try posting an add for monetary donations through paypal and item donations through drop off. BTW- where is your shelter located?

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Proof we are Kinder to Animals than People – Live At The Apollo – Series 7 Episode 2 – BBC One

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More about this programme: www.bbc.co.uk Ed Byrne performs at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo and gives his evidence to support the argument we are nicer to animals than we are to other people.
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Seeing as it’s 6am, I really don’t want to write anything else about this. The bottom line is that it’s nice and all that PETA wants to get attention for their cause- but it’s not nice that they’re willing to harm the name of a remarkably innocent company -Nintendo- to do that. Not to mention, the attention they get for doing stuff like this is *not* going to be positive attention, so I just don’t understand in general. PETA is an organization I probably would support… If they weren’t so freaking insane. In other news, Super Mario 3D Land is really good so far (I haven’t had a whole lot of time to play it yet, still have a few worlds to go). In other other news, that coffee has long since worn off and I am super sleepies. Here is the link to the game, if you actually are interested. I don’t recommend playing it. It’s just a generic mario bros. clone, and it’s not worth giving them ad revenue. Regardless: features.peta.org So anyway. Goodnight. -NFG ps. I can’t figure out why anyone would want to be vegan. I could never live without cheese.

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Q&A: If pet food is supposed to be healthy, why do you think so many people have obese pets?

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Question by abiola: If pet food is supposed to be healthy, why do you think so many people have obese pets?
If pet food is supposed to be healthy, why do you think so many people have obese pets?

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Answer by TexasLiz
People feed their animal table scraps. People food is a no no, and causes obesity.

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Beneficial Effects of Animals on People

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Beneficial Effects of Animals on People

Animals are beneficial to people for the things they can provide. Animals are good source of food. People have learned to raise animals for food they can provide. Cattle, goats, sheep and pigs provide meat. Meat can be processed into different food products. Milk comes from cow and goat. Milk is nutritious drink. It can also processed into butter, cheese and other food products. Poultry provides not only meat but also eggs. Fish and other water animals are also food for many people. The meat of frogs is a delicacy (food that is pleasing to eat) for some people. In some places, people eat locusts, a kind of insect.

People make use of animals to work for them in different ways. In desert regions, people ride on camels to travel. In some countries, elephants are used to carry logs. Dogs are trained to detect drugs or bombs because of their keen sense of smell. Oxen help a farmer in plowing the field. Even insects are used to work for people. How? Some people raise bees not only for the honey they produce but also for pollinating fruit-bearing plants.

In addition to food, animals are also sources of materials that can be made into useful drugs. The skin of cattle, crocodile and snake are processed and made into leather. Leather is made into bags, hats and belts. Body coverings such as feather and fur are also made into clothing materials. Silk, a very beautiful cloth is made from the cocoon of the silkworm. Pearl is a precious gem. Pearls form inside oysters. They are made into rings, earrings and brooches. Shells of other sea animals are also used for making these articles. In addition, shells are used for making lamps, vases and window panes.

Fats from some animals are used in making different products. Tallow from cattle, goat and sheep is used in the manufacture of shortening (for cooking), margarine and candles. Blubber (whole fat) is used as fuel for lamps and in making cosmetics, soaps and glues. Gelatin comes from the skin and bones of some animals. It is used as food. The jelly you eat comes from gelatin; it is also used as coating for medical capsules.

Musk, a substance used in making perfume, comes from a gland of a musk deer. Insulin, a drug for the treatment of diabetes, used to be derived from the pancreas of cattle. Thyroxin, used in the treatment of goiter, comes from a gland of sheep.

Some animals make good pets for people. These animals provide companionship and pleasure to their owners. Dogs, for example, make good companions for elderly people. Some act as guide for those who are blind. Children get pleasure in taking care of pets. Animals are also beneficial to the environment. They give off carbon dioxide which plants use in making food. Animal manure fertilizes the soil which plants need in order to grow well. Some animals like earthworms and snails are decomposers. Decomposers break down dead plants and animals into materials that are returned to the soil to be used again by plants.

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What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Dog Food

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What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Dog Food

Dog owners switch their pet’s diet to organic dog food either because they are adepts of a natural lifestyle themselves, or because they believe in the health benefits of such a diet. A better immune system with a lower incidence of allergies, colds, rashes and illnesses is definitely worth fighting for. Moreover, even when they get ill, the recovery interval is much shorter. Due to the fact that these benefits are now widely recognized, a growing number of dog owners start buying organic dog food for their pets.

Organic dog food is totally free of artificial colors, flavor enhancers, pesticides and any additives that give texture to the product. Unfortunately lots of vets still recommend premium brands of regular dog food, and despite these ‘professional’ recommendations, you still see your dog losing hair or scratching all the time because of dermatitis or allergies. There is a rapid alleviation of symptoms with clean organic dog food.

Another great advantage of organic dog food is that your pet will have a lot more energy. It is heart-breaking to see dogs suffering from obesity, diabetes, organ failure and even hip dysplasia. Organic dog food has a superior nutritional value, it does not turn into fat, and it gives the dog all the energy to play, run and enjoy life. The bulk fillers in non-organic food do not allow the dog to feel satiated, therefore it will eat more to eliminate hunger. With organic dog food, the animal will eat smaller but more nutritional portions.

Less worrying about digestive disorders, this is something any pet owner will appreciate. Organic dog food contains natural proteins and grains that are easy to digest. If you haven’t discovered any clear cause for your dog’s vomiting, bloating or diarrhea, despite repeated visits to the vet, you should change the pet’s diet and switch to organic dog food. Oats, barley, lamb and chicken make a great difference in your dog’s life. The pet will eat less and eliminate less.

Longevity and a better life! Organic dog food prolongs life by supporting good health. The way your dog looks, feels and acts, greatly depends on the food quality that you provide. You’ll see the pet’s health reflected in a shiny coat and a stronger immune system. You will congratulate yourself for such a choice.

By the way, you might also be interested with the following articles on organic foods…

What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Vegetable Garden
Organic Restaurants – Cheaper or Expensive?
What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Meats
Diversity of Organic Foods Online!
What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Food Recipes
What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Baby Foods
Online Organic Food Orders?
What’s Special About Natural Organic Products?
What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Dog Food
Natural Organic Foods – Know It!
Great Benefits of Organic Foods!
What Many People Don’t Know About Organic Bread

Hope that the above articles will be helpful to you.
Cheers!
Patrick

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Q&A: What are funny things to do to people while they are sleeping?

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Question by endngswostrys: What are funny things to do to people while they are sleeping?
Anything funny to do to my friend or to their stuff works.

Thank you!

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Answer by Ketchup!
Draw on their face with black marker

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How to be an effective People & Dog Trainer

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How to be an effective People & Dog Trainer

Much of the work performed by a Dog Trainer is working directly with people. When starting a dog training career you must recognize that not all of your time is spent in the company of dogs. Much of your teaching and skill coaching will be with dog owners, the two legged member of the team.  Effective dog trainers must be effective people trainers and they recognize that professional training requires planning and preparation and a presentation method that  ensures what you are teaching is actually being learned.

 

When preparing for a training session you must consider the 5 ‘W’s:

1. What are you training?

2. Where are you training?

3. When are you training?

4. Why are you training and

5. Who are you training?

Before you begin the actual training session you need to fully understand what exactly you plan to teach.  What are the individual skill elements in the course? Do you have a copy of the course curriculum? Are you qualified to teach the course? Do you have all the homework handouts and training equipment you will need?  You not only need to know the skills you will be training but to what level. Are you teaching a ‘sit’, or are you teaching a ‘sit/maintain’.  If it is a ‘sit/maintain’, how long is the maintain behavior expected and at what distance from yourself will you expect the ‘sit’ behavior to be performed?  The “What” you are training needs to have a finite objective that is clearly defined and attainable.

 

Next on the list is where are you conducting the training session? Have you secured the correct location? Does it conform to the necessary safety criteria? Is the area suitable for the type of training you will be doing? Do you have a selection of different locations available so skills learned at one location can be tested in new environments with new and different distractions?  Frequent repetition in various scenarios ensures the skill is truly learned so the student can not only generalize in new situations but can also discriminate when appropriate.  Also is your training environment suitable for any disabled or impaired individuals?

 

The third ‘W’ to be considered when preparing for a training class is when are you training, what day and what time of the day? Is your class time correctly posted and have you updated your students by email or phone if anything has changed.  Do you know how to get there so you arrive in a timely manner, at least 20 minutes prior to the class start time? If it is an evening classes will there be enough light? Will the forecasted weather affect the class?

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When you are preparing your training class be sure to include the background for the methodologies you use in your training. It is very important for adult learners to understand the rationale, the “why” it is best to do certain things in certain ways.  Adults like to understand process as well as objectives.  Adults take classes because they want to learn, they have identified a problem that needs solving and they are more easily satisfied if the learning is practical and can be related to everyday scenarios. Adults also deal with and process information more effectively when it is relevant and narrow in topic, not when it is surplus and broad.

 

This leads us to our last ‘W’ of preparation, ‘Who’ are you training. Always carefully review each application form you have for the class. Is the candidate suitable for the class they applied for in age, skill level and social skills? Know the dog breeds so you can prepare for any unique challenges in terms of drives, sensitivities, breed specifics, size of dog. Are your two legged students adults, children, or families participating together? Do any students have any disabilities that you will need to make provisions for? To be a good teacher of adults you need to be interested in people and interested in helping people find solutions. You must be flexible, patient, humorous, practical and creative. You must be prepared. It is pointless to have loads of technical knowledge, experience and skill if you cannot impart it to others effectively. Adult students seem to learn better if there is an atmosphere of mutual helpfulness and peer support. Adult learners are reluctant to take risks so you need to establish a climate of trust and acceptance. It is also important that adult learners feel free to express their views and are open to the views of others. Adult students bring clear expectations to the learning environment and expect instructors to accommodate these expectations.

Once you are fully prepared for your training class, all that remains for you to do is execute and manage the training session so your students fully learn what you are trying to teach them.  Remember the old saying, when we tell a student something they retain 10%, when we show a student something they retain 50%, when the student performs what we show them they retain 90% and the other 10% comes with practice and repetition.  This is the most effective way to teach a skill to another person. With the group or individual student you always provide a demonstration with a dog, first showing the exact skill you are going to teach. You do this several times without speaking. Have the group stand in a circle and while you are in the middle of the circle demonstrate quietly for a few seconds. Then you show the group the skill again, slowly as you explain the mechanics of the skill.  

Then have the Student Perform the skill.  Active involvement in the learning process is critical to efficient and effective learning.  When the student is actively participating, rather than passively observing, greater learning takes place.

 

Each student/trainee then practices the skill on their own with their dog. As the trainer, you walk around the group while they practice. Take the time with each student; show them again slowly with their own dog making suggestions on their mechanics based on their individual needs. It is important at this stage to define individual goals for each dog.  It is critical to reinforce and reward your two legged student, they need reinforcement just like the dogs do. Make sure the students have time to practice any new skill until you are comfortable that they have the correct training mechanics. In many cases in class the dogs will not necessarily have mastered a particular skill in class.  What is important is that their owners have learned how to teach their dogs the skill so they can continue effective practice at home. At the end of each class recap everyone’s successes, reinforce people, and find a way to compliment each person on their training during and after each session. Search for areas to reinforce such as their training mechanics, their reinforcement timing, their voice tone, the relationship they have with their dog, their dog’s good looks. Make sure your students leave class with a new skill under their belt, feeling good about themselves and their future training successes. Not only will the dogs return to the next class with wagging tails but your students will return with positively wagging tongues.

 

 

 

Niki Tudge is the owner and founder of The DogSmith, America’s Dog Training, Dog Walking and Pet Care Franchise. Niki achieved her Canine Behaviorist Diploma in England and Dog Obedience Training Diploma in the US. Niki is an Endorsed member of the National Association of Dog Obedience Trainers and the Association of Pet Dog Trainers. Niki is also certified by the Certification Council For Professional Dog Trainers. You can reach Niki via email at NTudge@888dogsmith.com or www.888DogSmith.com


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